Logic Makes No Sense

TV 101: Wouldn’t it be nice if HBO grew a pair?.

Are you telling me no one over at Apple saw this IPAD sketch from Mad TV?

Yeah the new device will probably sell millions and I’d love one as a gift but if you already have an Ipod touch or netbook, what’s the point? And Apple really needs to stop the whole “it’s the best way to experience the web” Bullshit! How is it the best internet experience if you can’t access videos or flash content which makes up about 75 percent of the internet…it’s just another device to push your “istores”. That’s another thing, why can’t you just buy something without having to sign up for data plans, subscription fees, rentals etc…After you spend $500 for the base model you then have to shell out another $500 for music, movies, apps etc to get some decent usage out of it.

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Robertson said Wednesday that Haiti has been “cursed” because of what he called a “pact with the devil” in its history. His spokesman said the comments were based on Voodoo rituals carried out before a slave rebellion against French colonists in 1791.

Spokesman Chris Roslan says Robertson never stated that Tuesday’s earthquake was God’s wrath.

Limbaugh also has said, “We already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax.” What does that even mean?

Really people?! “2012″ the movie made $225 million worldwide over the weekend? Haven’t we seen this movie before…recently?! I guess CGI destruction/distraction never gets old.

Armageddon
Independence day
The Day After Tomorrow
War of the Worlds (twice)
the Core, Deep Impact and so many other bad movies

But why was 2012 released in november? isn’t it Oscar season? at this rate Star Trek might win Best Picture this year.

Here’s another winner – Kung Fu/Batman Sherlock Holmes!

”Where’s Chris Kattan now? Where’s Cheri Oteri now? That bitch can’t even get arrested.”

Rush Limbaugh spent time on his show today digging himself out of a

hole he created with his audience. His love for football has exposed

him for who he really is. For 21 years his talk show audience thought

they were listening to a man who is one of them and speaks for them.

WRONG!.. They were supporting a man with enough

money to buy a football team. Rush represents the rich

not the middle class or poor. He wants Obama to fail because most

of Obama’s policies were created to help the middle class and poor through these tough times by taxing the rich. Rush doesn’t want the government to use his money to help the rest of America.

Rush, how did you make all your money?.., by working hard or oppressing

your middle class audience and making them feel like they’re in exile.

Rush and Sean Hannity are so rich they don’t have to pay for social security

or worry about healthcare. Why do they care?

Lady GAGA (she’s hot) showed up to the VMA’s with Kermit the frog?

This should have sent a signal to Kanye’s brain that this show isn’t real.

His vampire chicken-head gold-digger girlfriend Amba sucked all the sensible blood from his body.

Kanye, why are you sweating Beyonce? Oh snnnap!.., you’re in love with your boy’s girl. Everyone knows no one can touch Beyonce’s performance in that video, why do u have to let her know how u feel to the whole world?

i know, Jay Z doesn’t deserve her and he’s more of an ass than u. I think Beyonce loves u Kayne

..but Jay Z will kick her ass and hire someone to through your punk-ass in the Harlem river if she fuks with u.

“ Take it easi mon, u will find sometin’ soon sin”

It’s a sad day true believers! It’s truely a “life imitates art” situation…

-background info-

For those who know me, I have no love for the Disney empire and I often refer to Mr. Walt Disney (alleged Nazi sympathizer and Director-in-chief for the pussification of America) as Satan. For you non comic book readers out there, in a recent storyline Spidey gives up his love, memories and marriage to Mary Jane in a deal with Mephisto (the Marvel comics version of the Devil) in order to save his beloved Aunt May’s life (let the old bitch die already IMHO). Thus wiping out 20 or so years of Spidey history.

And if that wasn’t enough I just read my real life Satan- “Disney” is buying the best comic book publisher in the business for $4 billion. I expect to see Mickey and his trampy whore popping up in your favorite marvel books soon and Goofy as the next major villain in the upcoming Captain America movie…sad days my friends…Marvel Comics just celebrated it’s 70th year in business, here’s your FU gift fans!

took the summer off from the blog, it’s been one boring summer (for me anyway). No decent music, “blockbuster” movies I’ve had no desire seeing (Marlon Wayans in G.I. Joe – WTF!), Horrible reruns on tv I didn’t want to watch the first time around (except Burn Notice of course)

So bring on the Fall…can it get any worse?

Here’s Britney…

I’ve always wondered why NASA never tried to go back to the moon or
embark on a mission to Mars. Why are they putting forth every effort to
build a space station?

I think I know why. There was always a question in my mind about all the
cool products that were introduced to us in the last 30 years. My first thought
was that there is a super genius(es) out there developing this stuff from
alien technology for us. But I realized that tech concepts for some of these products were not designed
for us. I know you are laughing at this point and I won’t waste your time.

It’s my belief that NASA is building a ship here on Earth. A ship that can travel throughout our solar system.
It is being built and tested (not in flight but functionality) on Earth then on completion disassembled; its parts taken into space by
unmanned shuttle/rockets and assembled by a space station construction crew.
30 years ago if I (blogged) said that there are plans to build a Internatinal Space station
you would think I was crazy.

Moreover, NASA’s biggest problem going to the moon was returning to Earth. They
realized that it’s best not to design a ship that returns to Earth. A space
craft that travels only in space will and should sustain no damage. Astronauts can study each
planet from orbit and return to the space station.

What do you think this space ship looks like?